I would say that I don’t have one since I’m a virgin and all that. I would imagine making out would be my foreplay, isn’t that the usual? Sorry I’m not more creative and quirky.

Actually, no. Not quite.

kittenbb:

Invade my space.

brxxxck:

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9….

I’ve decided I’m going to do this like a random Facebook survey so I’ll actually get a chance to answer these questions instead of waiting for someone to ask.

i am so embarrassed over my friends.

today we saw Jason Segal in the Center enjoying lunch with his family and this one girl went up and started just like watching him and being hella creepy and then everyone crowded over there and he totally had to tell everyone to go away.

it pissed me off so bad.

like, let the guy eat his lunch. you just ruined any chance other people had of maybe asking for a photo or autograph at a more appropriate moment, not to mention you totally invaded his privacy AND personal space. and the girl who started it said afterwards that she wasn’t sorry. like, okay, i didn’t realize celebrities weren’t people too thanks for informing me. apparently they are golden gods who must stay on their pedestals at all times.

and she was like pissed that me and some other people were upset at her for it.

i don’t understand some people.

i would be so pissed if people got in my personal space and disrespected my family like that.

fuck my friends are stupid.

clitorease:

replayreplayshop:

acutepencil:

blacknoonajade:

jonghyunismybottombitch:

bktcm:

slutaeyang:

is this for real

the american infomercial voiceover and the apple chancery font

what

iM MGONNA THROW UP FROM LAUGHING

SM WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG W/ YOU.

WHO IS THIS FOR.

I FUCKIN HATE KPOP.

I don’t understAND

DID THAT SHIT JUST SAY TWINKLE TWINKLE SHINING IDOL?!?! 

YO WHEN HE GOT OUT THE LITTLE SPOON OVER THE CANDLE I WAS LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT

It is 1am and I am SOBBING. Literally about to have an asthma attack.

Jjong cooking crack in his little ornate spoon I CAN’T SOMEONE SEND HELP.

when he put the spoon over the fire i instantly thought crystal meth

ok who’s responsible

WHO IS FUCKING RESPONSIBLE

inkedwalls:

you have somthing on your boob

i can’t wait till that octopus bites her nipple off.

Like wae are people still following this one. I mean its ok, I’ll occasionally post here but the really meaningful stuff is over there.

http://laprotagoniste.tumblr.com/

Like all my feelings and shtuff. Don’t you want to read about my feelings and my dreams.

don’t you.

DON’T YOU.

Okay TOP’s face.

Can I have him for Christmas?

How about New Year’s? I’d kiss him. 

Who am I kidding? I’d take him to Vegas and get it done.

Okay I’m mostly kidding but seriously. I need to be in Korea.